MY HUSBAND AND I HAD some fun recently at our teen’s expense.
We were talking about food samples at the grocery store and I was raving about the bread. My spouse was telling me about the fish from Vietnam and how a shopper declared he wouldn’t eat anything from that country because of the parasites. I’m guessing he was a Vietnam War veteran.
Our son caught snippets of our conversation, remaining checked out for most of the exchange as is typical of him. Apparently any words said by the parents are not worthy of his full attention.
That is why, whenever he jumps into the middle of a discussion, his statements usually make no sense.
“What, you got bread at the farmer’s market?” he interjected into our grocery store sample conversation.
Now if we were teenagers, my husband and I would have rolled our eyes. But we didn’t.
One of us responded with something like, “You think there’s a farmers’ market in winter?” Well, maybe in some communities, but not in Central Park in Faribault, Minnesota, in February, even if the temp soared to nearly 50 degrees recently.
Besides, we added, it’s not like the local vendors would have any fresh fruits and vegetables to sell.
Then my husband, who possesses a sense of humor that balances my seriousness, thought for a moment.
Of course, he said, they could sell iceberg lettuce and snow peas, and, I added, freeze pops and snow cones.
And, oh, yeah, the Dairy Queen folks could peddle Blizzards.
By that time, the teen had already begun checking out. I could see it in his rolling eyes, in the dismissive shake of his head, in the vibe that indicated he thought his parents were nuts.
We just laughed.
© Copyright 2011 Audrey Kletscher Helbling


*howling* Very clever. Iceberg lettuce and snow peas. Did it take him a minute to catch on?
Naw, he caught on right away and rolled his teen eyes.