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No candy at my house & the scary of Halloween (& life) October 31, 2023

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Many facets of Halloween are depicted in this quilt, “Olde Salem Black Hat Society,” pieced by Anita Johnson and quilted by Therese Dominas. It was displayed at the Rice County Piecemakers Fall Splendor Quilt Show in September. (Minnesota Prairie Roots copyrighted photo September 2023)

FOR THE FIRST TIME in decades, I haven’t purchased candy to give to trick-or-treaters. It’s not that I’m a meanie. Rather, we have so few kids come to our house that it simply is not worth even flicking on the outdoor light. The candy I buy each Halloween typically ends up consumed by us. And we don’t need it.

Photographed outside Audre’s Attic in Lonsdale. (Minnesota Prairie Roots copyrighted photo October 2023)

Plus, some 15 area businesses, organizations, churches and schools are holding Halloween-themed parties for kids, enough to fill any kid’s candy quota for the year.

Pumpkins painted by Cindy are for sale at my local Hy-Vee grocery store. (Minnesota Prairie Roots copyrighted photo October 2023)

If you’re protesting, “but, Audrey,” I offer one more reason. Cost. Candy is expensive, especially the mini chocolate candy bars I choose. (Hey, I don’t like gummies or suckers or Tootsie Rolls.) Randy and I are living on a retirement budget. And we all know how costs have risen on everything. It’s a scary time to retire.

I spotted this cute skull rock and two other Halloween-themed painted rocks on steps at the Minnesota State Academy for the Deaf. (Minnesota Prairie Roots copyrighted photo October 2023)

I find the loss in investments, the price of groceries, the childish behavior in DC, the horror unfolding in our country and around the world much scarier than anything Halloween-related.

Original Gothic art for sale at Something for All Consignment/Thrift Store in Lonsdale. (Minnesota Prairie Roots copyrighted photo October 2023)

The scary of Halloween rates as fun fright. And maybe that’s what we all need right now—scary diversions not based in reality.

This face in a window at the Minnesota State Academy for the Deaf creeps me out for some reason. I have no idea who she is, but I expect no one scary, except to me. (Minnesota Prairie Roots copyrighted photo October 2023)

If a lounging skeleton, a swaying ghost, a face in a window, Gothic art or whatever can divert thoughts from truth, then good. For a moment or more, the mind has managed an escape.

A skeleton relaxes in a Minnesota Vikings chair at my local Hy-Vee store. (Minnesota Prairie Roots copyrighted photo October 2023)

So Halloween evening, I will escape into When Books Went to War—The Stories that Helped Us Win World War II. I’m only pages into this nonfiction book, but already the burning of books by the Nazis is scaring me. The book ties nicely with The Librarian of Burned Books, a novel I read a few weeks ago. If a trick-or-treater rings my doorbell, I won’t answer. My mind will be elsewhere, plus I will have nothing sweet to offer…except a handful of chocolate chips.

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16 Responses to “No candy at my house & the scary of Halloween (& life)”

  1. Yes, the number of kids trick or treating has dwindled over the years, so we too no longer buy any candy. Back in the day, we’d take what ever was left over to work where others would eat it – thus sparing ourselves the temptation. 😉

  2. Beth Ann's avatar Beth Ann Says:

    The night of reading sounds great. We don’t do trick or treat in our very hilly neighborhood but do trunk or treat instead. I missed that due to Theo!

  3. This is the first time not handing out treats either on Halloween for us. The kiddos get plenty and this Halloween feels like it is going on day 5 or something like that with the weekend festivities thrown into the mix. Happy Halloween – ENJOY!

  4. sintehdarock's avatar sintehdarock Says:

    Hello! I am trying to send an email to Audrey at Minnesota Prairie Roots to inquire about purchasing some photos. Roxi Wils

    • Roxi, I’ve edited your comment so as not to share your message and email address. Please go to my About page to find my email. You will see it behind YOU MAY CONTACT Audrey… Just replace the word “at” with the @ symbol. Type my first name before the @ and then type the remainder of my address as shown. I look forward to hearing from you.

  5. Bernadette Hondl Thomasy's avatar Bernadette Hondl Thomasy Says:

    Your book choices sound interesting; enjoy your evening of reading.

  6. Larry (the friendly ghost)'s avatar Larry (the friendly ghost) Says:

    My yellow bowl is filled with chocolate. We will probably have two maybe three groups of kids all night. My street is very creepy at night. I figure kids tough enough to make the trek need empty calories. Left overs are packaged in a zip lock bags and taken across the street to a house containing an indeterminate number of teenagers. Halloween is my favorite holiday.

  7. Valerie's avatar Valerie Says:

    We chose not to hand out candy too. We’ve been sick. No energy.

  8. Jackie Hemmer's avatar Jackie Hemmer Says:

    I see nothing wrong with your decision to not hand out candy. We only had 6 kids last night and they all came at the same time. When our kids were little we had 28 littles in our culdesac, now we have none and we are at the bottom of a giant neighborhood of homes, nobody really want to come down to the first street…they all go up the other way. Your book sound interesting by the way.


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