KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS.
Remember that segment by Art Linkletter on his 1950s -1960s television show, House Party? He would interview kids who responded with “the darndest things.”
Well, recently my 8 ½-year-old nephew Christian produced a comment that would be Art Linkletter worthy.
Here’s how the scenario played out. When Christian’s mom, Jamie, went to do the laundry, she discovered that her son had dropped only one pair of socks and three underwear into the basket of dirty clothes for the week.
“I knew he wore socks (and hopefully underwear) every day, so I asked him about it,” she says.
Well, Christian had it all figured out. He explained that he would only change his socks and undergarments on bath nights (Wednesdays and Saturdays) to help save the environment. But that’s not all. His mom wouldn’t have to do the laundry as often.
Now how can you argue with a thoughtful environmentalist like that?
Clearly, when you’re the mom, you can. Jamie instructed Christian that he needed to change his socks and his underwear daily.
Well, I have a little secret, which you probably shouldn’t share with my sister-in-law and certainly not my nephew. When I was growing up, I did not change my underwear and socks every day. It just wasn’t done.
And, get this, my siblings, parents and I bathed once a week—on Saturday night in an old tin tub in the kitchen—whether we needed a bath or not.
Isn’t that just the darndest thing?
© Copyright 2010 Audrey Kletscher Helbling