Minnesota Prairie Roots

Writing and photography by Audrey Kletscher Helbling

Threats received against chocolate bunny April 14, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — Audrey Kletscher Helbling @ 7:32 PM
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Faribault police received a report late this afternoon from a hysterical woman claiming threats were made against her chocolate Easter bunny.

Police Chief Dan McGregor, who is investigating the case, says a male, identified only as “Randy,” delivered this message to the unidentified woman: “Chomp, chomp, chomp!”

McGregor is following up on leads and asks anyone with information to contact him.

The chief also confirms that the Faribault resident received a second menacing communication stating that her chocolate rabbit would be kidnapped.

He is taking that threat seriously and has called in the Special Forces Unit to deal with the situation. The commander of that unit is en route from southwestern Minnesota and should arrive in Faribault within the hour.

Commander White Rabbit, head of the Special Forces Unit, will aid Faribault police in their investigation.

© Copyright 2010 Audrey Kletscher Helbling

(See my previous post, “Do not bite the ears off my chocolate bunny,” for background information on the above story.)


2 Responses to “Threats received against chocolate bunny”

  1. Miranda Says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha. You totally deserved it.

    • Audrey Kletscher Helbling Says:

      Now, why exactly, would I deserve to have threats made against me and my chocolate bunny?

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